"And now for a half-time pie..."

Official Site of the Goth Ultras

Here you will find an endless stream of in-jokes, rants, poorly sourced opinion, salacious gossip, hate-speech, terrace chants, Mission b-sides, match reports, and all the randomly assorted vaguely football-related nonsense that you have come to expect from this immensely immature site.

To recap - we are the Goth Ultras; we are the hardcore of the hardcore of the relatively softcore YobGoth soccer support. We sometimes shout a bit, but are otherwise reasonably placid.

We support varous teams across Europe and Earth but pay particular attention to the fortunes of Real Gothic FC (who actually exist) and Kabul Snipercore FC (who don't, but who are proudly sponsored by Yob-Goth.com.)

Expect a fuller service once we've got over this - Manchester United 0 - Leeds United 1. Even the most hardened of the Goth Ultras were dancing to Enya in the streets after that result, a score which is not so much unexpected and unlikely as much as one that is likely to force a hole in the time-space continuum itself. You can spend eleven consecutive days listening to the whole Rose of Avalanche back catalogue on repeat and still have a brain too infused with reason and logic to even contemplate a score of such mind-boggling importance.

Beckford's divine punt in the 19th minute is surely innate proof that the YobGoths will soon return to the Holy Land and that Pie-On itself is nigh.

Discuss, with reference to the dialectical importance of the scoreline...

Kabul Snipercore FC (proudly sponsored by Yob-Goth.com)

Real Gothic FC