We realise how dire, how doomy, how inglorious and ignorant and, quite frankly, how dull your lives have been since we went on hiatus. In all honesty, we did not expect to be away from you for this long. But now we are back, and all is well in the world. The Balance in the Farce has been restored!

So, while we are bringing all systems back online, we recommend you examine the following tasty treats. You can now buy things for your listening, sartorial and accessorising pleasure; you can be reminded of the Tao of YobGoth and feast your eyes upon the Rogues Gallery. And in the dueness of course, we will be able to provide you with everything you need on a rolling, eternal basis. So - Yob-Goth.com or Tescos. Every little helps!

Be back soon, my darlings...but until then, the children of the gobshite are calling me...